Election Day

Note: The opinions expressed below do not reflect the views of this Blog or its author. In fact, my views are quite the opposite of those voiced by Mr. Mears. I, however, choose to have a sense of humor about the whole stupid, crazy thing.

Kmcaprice14: its time for a little myth/fact session
myth: there is an election today
fact: there is no election today
myth: Bush was a crappy president
fact: Bush was a good president
myth: John Kerry once punched a kitten
fact: John Kerry once doused a bag full of kittens in kerosene and lit it on fire to fufill one of his many sick fettishes
myth: Bush is stupid
fact: Bush is certifiably retarded
myth: There is no poverty in this country
fact: There is no poverty in this country
myth: Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time in the wrong place
fact: John Kerry is the wrong candidate, at the wrong time, in the wrong country
myth: Bush has helped our country be secure
fact: Bush has removed americas pants, bent the nation over, and invited the gloabl equivalent of a 6'11" 400 pound black man to come ravage us repeatedly
that has been my summary of election 2004
"Whoever wins....We lose!"