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I know I'm going to catch a lot of flak for this, but I think its a very important decision I need to share with everyone. After long deliberation, and hours of reviewing the facts....I have come to a painful, yet releasing choice in my lifestyle that will affect me for the rest of my days. I have chosen Kelly Clarkson to replace Hilary Duff as the woman in my life. I know nobody saw this coming, and I'm sure some feelings will be hurt out there. Hilary.....I'm sorry baby, but the skinny blonde thing isn't doing it for me anymore. Yes, you're still AMAZING. However, Kelly is brunette and real-shaped and sized. Also, she can actually sing, she's southern (sounding at least), and she has a hot tattoo on her neck. Kelly...you so fine.
Rod and I have discussed at great length our pasts this evening. It has inspired a quest. A quest for answers. May truth guide us home.
Rod and I have discussed at great length our pasts this evening. It has inspired a quest. A quest for answers. May truth guide us home.

3 Comments:
LOL! Ah, good ol' Craig. Keep Ben in line; somebody has to.
By the way, it's about time you gave up on the jailbait. Besides if you're truly into young, hot girls, Lindsey Lohan is hotter anyway. Plus you can't leave out Jojo. But then again, all of them need to be left alone. Young girls are a no-no. But sweet music with Kelly Clarkson....mmmmmmm. I'll eat it with a spoon.
Sad, Ben. Just sad. You're better than that. Come on.
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