ManlyRwdy: you've been juiced!

Hey, Rod said it, not me. Well, here I am blog. Its about time you proved your worth as I lay a few things down to you that might not go out otherwise. Lets start with something relatively easy. My body aches with a physical pain. Yeah, now its centered around the herniated disk in my back, but its more of an all over ache. Most actvities that used to be enjoyable and for sport or fun...are now regreattable painful experiences. This should not be happening at age 20. I believe I am a washed up athlete barely itno my second decade. Thats a rather sad fact. At least I can shore up to the idea early and learn to accept it. Without ever actually accepting it.
How appropriate..."Everybody Hurts" by REM has just begun to squeeze itself out through my speakers.
I'm taking Rod's advice (which is usually a good idea) and compiling a profile of myself, of sorts. If there is anything about me that warrants addition (good or bad) please feel free to suggest away in the comment box. I realize I'm setting myself up for a lot of derision. Oh well. Fuck you.
I need to shave. It has been eaily over a week and usually 2 or 3 days for me is getting bad. So one can only imagine how gross my face is in its current state.
I'm lost. I don't know where I am. If you know...please tell me, or provide some direction. I would appreciate it. Thanks.

So it goes.